Dr. Benjamin Button
Magic Age Reverse Moisturizer
- To use, first inflate blow-up swimming pool, fill with Magic Age Reverse Moisturizer, and dive in
- Generously coat yourself from head to toe
- Avoid the delicate eye area
Time machine extract, peter pan fairy dust, 1000000x more concentrated retinol
Do not, we repeat, <i>do not</i> leave this sitting around in the house in reach of young children. Unless, of course, you want to be celebrating your seven-year-old's second birthday this time next week. (Much better to save it for yourself and re-celebrate your 23rd).