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A cream that literally reverses aging
  • Dr. Benjamin Button
  • Magic Age Reverse Moisturizer
  • $10000.00
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Dr. Benjamin Button
Magic Age Reverse Moisturizer
  • To use, first inflate blow-up swimming pool, fill with Magic Age Reverse Moisturizer, and dive in
  • Generously coat yourself from head to toe
  • Avoid the delicate eye area
    Ingredients
    Time machine extract, peter pan fairy dust, 1000000x more concentrated retinol
    Expert Tips
    Do not, we repeat, <i>do not</i> leave this sitting around in the house in reach of young children. Unless, of course, you want to be celebrating your seven-year-old's second birthday this time next week. (Much better to save it for yourself and re-celebrate your 23rd).